I DON'T BELIEVE IT! I DON'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT! YOU BOTH FLOODED ME?!?!?!?! YOU DARE TO FLOOD QUEEN LEE YIXIAN111?!??! THE QUEEN OF LJ?! I'LL LET YOU OFF SINCE i love you both soooooooo much! 

i think it's more practical if i do it here. and i feel so loved!! SO MANY COMMENTS! from 2 pp. 

firstly, i have to clarify, i'm INTERNATIONAL. not ah neh, not cheena! i like INTERNATIONAL STUFF. like curry flavour xiao long bao, or pork curry know? or maybe tomyam tempura udon with xiao long bao? i would love that. i'm a person of no nationality. that's why i'm singaporean. 

secondly, JANE! don't bring your self down to fuck maru!!! you deserve btr! like, you know, yoko? your kids might turn out to be like kane. if you don't mind, consider the singaporean yoko?? 

thirdly, I WANNA NUA WITH SOMEONE LEH SHING! jane have to rush her project ( NANINANI BOO BOO!!!) you know nua alone very depressing one. like you feel lonely, and when you die, you only a dog sitting next to your coffin and eating your offerings know. choy la! as you grow older, it's harder to find friends. not the friendster kind or whatever la. like you meet so many pp, but none of them can touch you. YOU AND YOU ARE STILL MY LOVED ONES! don't piss me off cos i wanna drink tea with you both when we fetch our grandchildren from school in the future. then we'll get to see little little kane. 

forthly, jane please come and sleep over with us. i wanna draw a mustache for you at night!

i think i missed out many many things. but whatever, this is all i can rmb.

Current Mood: predatory

i tell you i never update alr ma!!!!